Saturday, March 10, 2007

Silly Poetry:

Hairy:

There was a girl called Mary-Ann,
who married quite a hairy man,
with hairy chest and hairy back,
and very hairy scrotal sack.

But what most people never knew,
was, that she was quite hairy too.
With hairy legs and hairy pits,
map of Tasmania and tits.

They married in a hairy way,
in a small church in Haringey.
The wedding feast was bean compote,
the beans, of course, were haricot.

Their house in Harwich by the sea,
was wee downstairs and upstairs wee,
but first below and then above,
they took to making hairy love,

both reaching hairy pleasure peaks,
and after forty hairy weeks,
the birth looked like a hairy 'un
so they chose a cesarean.

The little runt, who's name was Paul,
was born without a hair at all.
Despite his parents hope for hairs
on Paul they did remain quite scarce.

But luckily at twenty five,
he bumped into his future wife.
A lovely scotch girl called Alicia,
with full blown adult Alopecia.

Despite their bodies shiny buff,
adventures, they did have enough,
which, I admit, should all be told,
if only more things rhymed with bald...

11 Comments:

Blogger another human being said...

HAHAHA! Fantastic!

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Blogger Elliot said...

You want words that rhyme with bald?
Then try hauled
Or called or mauled.
And if have a pencil - scrawled.
When you car has stopped it's stalled.
And hopefully your house is walled.
Recalled a moment spent enthralled?
Or the time that they installed that so-called thing that so appalled.
Or that time when you were young and stayed in the garden having fun.
Your little German tummy empty,
You kept wondering "When will they call me?
I've not eaten all this day
I cannot remain this way".
You did not wander,
Did not stray.
But in the garden you did say.
What I'm saying, all things told,
That you my friend remained.... uncalled.

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Blogger FelixSputnik said...

Bloody Genius...
...will rewrite end of poem...

3:31 AM  
Blogger the doodlers said...

Just delightful, Michael! And Elliot has added to our delight.

11:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"But what most people never knew,
was, that she was quite hairy too."

Hey, Michael! Die Frau kenne ich.
Sie war in unserer Klasse.
Wir nannten Sie die "behaarte Beate"!

MB

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